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You Are Now In Atlanta, Georgia. Please Set Your Clocks Back 200 Years.
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You are now in Atlanta, Georgia.
Please set your clocks back 200 years.
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Welcome to New Zealand, set your watch back 20 years.
If your past isn't checkered, why are you in Atlanta?
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service
except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver....
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service
except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver....
Oh backup Boy! Bring your tape drive over here and back up my flashy new disk drive now, won't you?
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How many scientologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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I'll never forget the time I was flying over Milwaukee and the pilot said, "We're now approaching the great city
let's set our watches back one hundred years." -- Jack E. Leonard...