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• You are now in Atlanta, Georgia. Please set your clocks back 200 years.
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• You coming to Atlanta? Cya at ONE BBSCON in August.
• What happened in the past is over. Why can't you forget it!
• A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are today.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . The lobsters all cluster on your side when you're walking past their tank.
• You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't know much about hell, but you probably have to fly though Atlanta to get there.
  -- my mothe...
• If you want to cure a compulsive gambler, give him the Atlanta Falcons and four points.
  -- Paul Lynde...