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• She who hesitates is won.
• Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.
• Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she hasn't got a lot to say.
• She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!
• A man meets a girl at a party and asks her if she fancies a quick 68.
  "A 68 ?" asks the girl, "What's one of those then?...
• The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
• That she won the game startled me cold. The way she won, the pattern of her thought on the chessboard, charmed me warm again and then some.
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