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You Own A Dog, But You Can Only Feed A Cat.
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You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
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You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough. -- Cat Rule #2
If you take a dog in, feed it and take care of it, it will come to think
"See all he is doing for me; my owner must be a god....
I can see stopping a car for a dog. But a cat? You squish a cat and go on.
I think we're overcomplicating life." -- Iowa Democratic State Senator James Gallaghe...
Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.
You Can Tell An Owner By Its Dog.
Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -- Mother Teresa