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• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Go away. You bother me. Why?...
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• You know you have not made the best impression when someone tells you
  I'm going to commit your name to memory and throw my head away....
• When you're through with a beer, you can always throw it away.
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.
  Dale Carnegie...
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
  Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
• Kirk: "I did what you wanted. I stayed away. Why didn't you tell him?
  Carol: "How can you ask me that? Were we together?...
• Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
  So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor....