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• This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
  Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
• Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
• Fry: That's it! You can only take my money for so long before you take it all and I say enough!
• I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
  Fry "Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?...
• Professor: Now, be careful, Fry. And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage.
  Their rich tasty courage....
• Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?
  Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of quantum nutrino fields....
• Well, I give up. What's the catch?" -Fry "Oh, no catch.
  Although we are, technically, in New Jersey." -Real estate age...
• Professor: "The thought of caressing that leathery hide makes the tapioca rise in my gullet" Fry
  Professor, please, the fate of the world depends on you getting to second base with Mom....
• Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh." -Fry "Well, it's a Fox affiliate.
  TV worker guy "What are you showing right now?...