Professor: "The Thought Of Caressing That Leathery Hide Makes The Tapioca Rise In My Gullet" Fry

Eureka!" -Professor "Did you build the Smell-o-scope?
Fry "No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professo...
Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?
Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of quantum nutrino fields....
Amy: "Way to go, Professor, the plan worked." Mom
Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot dry sex....
This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!" Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose.
Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!...
Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be....
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
Good news, everyone." -Professor "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
Bender "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw....
Fry: So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?
Professor: No, just the two. Fry: Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough....