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• Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your pornography ring.
  Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg...
• Fry: "Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
  Yes?" Zoidberg: "Is the desire to mate a feeling?...
• Dr. Zoidberg: "A successor to the professor?
• Leela: "It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.
  Zoidberg: "Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material....
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, home-owner!
• Aw, poor baby, chipped a fang." -Leela "Hey, I got a busted ass here!
  I don't see anyone kissing it." -Bender "All right, I'm coming." -Zoidberg...
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
• Please don't hit me! I'm brittle!" --Zoidberg
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me.