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Bender, We Didn't Mind Your Drinking Or Your Cleptomania Or Your Pornography Ring.
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"Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your
pornography ring." -Leela
"In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg
Related:
Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
.. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
Leela: "It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.
Zoidberg: "Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material....
Zoidberg: Muy macho. Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!
Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
Bender: Oh... your... God.
Can't I love you for your mind and like your hooters too?
Leela: Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.
Your phone will ring.
Are you out of your mind?