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• Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
  Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
• Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
  Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin!...
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Bender: "I came here with a simple dream, a dream of killing all humans.
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....
• Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter! Wiggum
  Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't scare me....
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Hermes: Baby needs a new pair of shoes! Zoidberg
  To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes....
• LaForge: "Commander, are you all right?! You okay?
  Riker: "I didn't see it coming." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...