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Fry: That Clover Helped My Rat-fink Brother Steal My Dream Of Going Into Space.
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Fry: That clover helped my rat-fink brother steal my dream of going into
space. Now I'll never get there.
Leela: You went there this morning for donuts.
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Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!
Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed up.
Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas....
I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
Leela: "It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.
Zoidberg: "Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material....
Leela: Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.
Fry: There's a lot about my face you don't know....
You may steal THIS tag, but you can't get my whole file!