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I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F13
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Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2% and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.
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Ya know, I defy anyone to tell the difference between these donuts and ones baked today!
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Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up two percent, and it's all because of _my_ motivational techniques.
Like, donuts. And a possibility of more donuts to come....