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• I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
• This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
  Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
• Homer: How'd you get to be so good? June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
  I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!...
• Gloria Steinem once said that "the surest way to be alone is to get married.
  If you viewed her up close, you'd know why she would say such a thing....
• SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!
• Show me a squirrel's nest and I'll show you a nutcracker suite.