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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The surest way to be alone is to get married.
• I just broke up with someone, and the last thing she said to me wa
  "You'll never find anybody like me again." And I'm thinking...
• I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• I once went for a job at one of the airlines. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a stewardess, and I told her--it would be a great chance to meet men.
  I was honest about it! She looked at me and said, "But you can meet men anywhere....
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• A couple I know were discussing their wallpaper, which had just been hung.
  Dov was annoyed at Debby's indifference to what he felt was a poor job....
• Researcher: Why, they're all a bunch of blue-collar slobs!
  Scientist: People, that's who we need for our next astronaut....