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• In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp." -Leela, after kissing Fry
• The Law of gravity was just revoked again. I hate when that happens.
• You can't win.
• You must be present to win.
• Win or lose, you lose.
• Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound.
  Zapp...
• Life is a game, to win you must play and to play you must win.
• Zapp: "Why'd you open your bong-hole, you smelly hippie?
  You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?...
• As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
  Zapp...