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• Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound.
  Zapp...
• I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
• In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp." -Leela, after kissing Fry
• Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela
  A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it....
• This button isn't really very witty and it runs on and on and you'd probably be much happier reading some other button.
  Most of them aren't half as depressing as this one. Don't say I didn't warn you....
• I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
• I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive.
  ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....
• Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place it stinks like hell.
  -- Clint Murchiso...
• Marge: Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Hallowe'en show is very
  very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off for bed -- [someone hands her a pape...