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In Case You Were Wondering, That Was Just For Zapp." -Leela, After Kissing Fry
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"In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp."
-Leela, after kissing Fry
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Hello, just in case you were wondering the checks in the mail.
If you weren't, then tell my wonderful answering machine just what was on your mind....
Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound.
Zapp...
I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
Fry "Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?...
Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
Zapp...
Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.
-Leela...
Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type." -Leela