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  Fry "No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professo...
• You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
• I am a computer. As such I never have or will make a mistake or error (I thought I did once, but I was wrong).
• I am not, nor have ever been, a lawyer.
• Professor: Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry's worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
  Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like....
• The best advice I ever received was from my co-author of You Can't Afford the Luxury of a Negative Thought, John-Roger, who once told me, "You can have anything you want.
  You just can't have everything you want." -- Peter McWilliam...
• I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
• Some have thought that I perhaps do not care for Dan Quayle as our current Vice President.
  This is incorrect. I love the man so much I literally worship the quicksand he walks on....
• Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
  I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....