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Leela: You Buy One Pound Of Underwear And You're On Their List Forever.
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Leela: You buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever.
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Smile, if you are wearing sexy underwear.
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Ow. Of course I'm real." Leela: "After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun....
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A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it....
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And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
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