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Leela: Well, Goodnight. I'm Gonna Go Make My Dinners For The Next Month And Freeze Them.
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Leela: Well, goodnight. I'm gonna go make my dinners for the next month
and freeze them.
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Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas....
Well, I hope Bob fed you, cause I ate your dinners.
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