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• And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Leela: Well, someone's in a good mode.
• All planet leave is cancelled. I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anyone else should have a good time.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• A parade should have bands or horse, but not both. -- Nancy M. Well
• HOW TO LEAVE THE PLANET 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111.
  Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible....
• Everybody should have tasted a scorpion at least once in his life.
• Only one planet? At least one solar system!
• If we are still here to witness the destruction of our planet some five billion years or more hence
  hen we will have achieved something so unprecedented in the history of life that we should be willing to sing our swansong with joy-- *sic transit gloria mundi*....