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• Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device.
• Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
  are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?...
• Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
  Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• What's hard is simple, What's natural, comes hard.
  Maybe you could show me, How to let go, Lower my guard, Learn to be....
• Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?