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• Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
  Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
  Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
• Fry: "Well, thanks to the internet I'm now bored with sex.
  Is ther a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?...
• Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
  That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...
• Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
• Just pass me a beer and I'll shut up.
• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....