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• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
  That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...
• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
• Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
  Bende...
• Bob Barker: "I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive.
  .. as long as no one wears the skin." Fry: "How can I live my life if I can't tell good from evil?...
• Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
  are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?...
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.