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• Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!
• I 'm armed with more than complete steel,-- The justice of my quarrel.
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• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander!
  With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack....
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....
• Bender: I get a good vibe from this place. Nice long dinner table, quiet well-behaved spiders, graveyards adjacent.
  ......
• Who was that guy?" -Fry "Your momma! Now shut up and drag me to work." -Bende