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• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I need a drink... where's the SPACE BAR?
• C'mon guys. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999.
  ..again." -Fry "I'm gonna drink 'till I reboot." -Bende...
• I need to drink enough beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
• Why do I drink? I drink so I can write poetry. -- James Douglas Morriso
• Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
  That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...
• Gypsy robot: You want to die? Bender: No, I wanna live!
  There's still too many things I don't own....