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• Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
  Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
• Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
  Bende...
• I want to live forever or die in the attempt.
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• I wanna die with NOTHING left working![GRIN]
• I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my motorcycle.
  And I don't want to die, I just want to ride on my motorcycle. -- Arlo Guthrie...
• If you want to live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse, IT'S TOO LATE!
• He deserves death'. 'Deserves it! I daresay he does.
  Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life....
• You want to live forever? Don't die.