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Professor: "A Toast To Leela. She Showed Us It's Wrong To Eat Certain Things.
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Professor: "A toast to Leela. She showed us it's wrong to eat certain
things."
Related:
Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
In our haste to deal with the things that are wrong, let us not upset the things that are right.
Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast.
They don't eat candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast....
Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!
Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive! -- Han Solo (Star Wars)...
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to give us. Vincent Voiture
Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that?
Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
She opened her mouth and I showed her what it was for.