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Bender: "In The Event Of An Emergency, My Ass Can Be Used As A Floatation Device.
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Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation
device."
Related:
Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw." Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass.
If you can read this, my cloaking device is on the fritz.
Those preflight safety instructions: "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.
Folks, if we're crashing, my seat cushion's gonna be used as a toilet! -- Tom Park...
Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?...
guru meditation: n. Amiga equivalent of `panic' in UNIX (sometimes just called a `guru' or `guru event').
When the system crashes, a cryptic message of the form "GURU MEDITATION #XXXXXXXX....
driver n. 1. The main loop of an event-processing program
he code that gets commands and dispatches them for execution....
driver: n. 1. The {main loop} of an event-processing program
the code that gets commands and dispatches them for execution....