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• I love when the stewardess says, "Your seat cushion becomes a flotation device.
  Well, why doesn't the plane just become a boat? -- Steve Shaffe...
• For sale: Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.
• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
• Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device.
• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
• Saturate - the scientific term for sitting on a wet toilet seat.
• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• Fasten your seat belt.
• I don't like the idea that people can call you in your car.
  I think there's news you shouldn't get at sixty miles per hour....