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Professor: "If A Dog Craps Anywhere In The Universe, You Can Bet I Won't Be Out Of Loop.
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Professor: "If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won't be
out of loop."
Related:
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
I'm out of the loop, and that's the way I like it.
You can plug in Virtually anywhere.
Professor: Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot.
Well, that's love for you....
Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
I won! I won!
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....