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• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• Jargon Coiner (#2) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * SLASHDUP EFFECT, THE: Accidentally posting two or more duplicate comments to Slashdot, usually as the result of hitting ENTER at the wrong time or fumbling with the Preview option....
• Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV.
  You need to get out and see the real world." -Leela "But this is HDTV....
• Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
  Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
• Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
• You may be redneck... if Spam on a saltine is considered an appetizer.