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• You are rotten to the core, Snidely Whiplash, rotten, ro
• Aw, poor baby, chipped a fang." -Leela "Hey, I got a busted ass here!
  I don't see anyone kissing it." -Bender "All right, I'm coming." -Zoidberg...
• I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison.
  Leela "You really are too picky." -Bende...
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• It has been noted that the most common pain in the neck has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with whiplash.
• Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
  are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?...
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...