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• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
  That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...
• If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
• Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things.
  Fry...
• alking to the Beastie Boys) Fry: Wow. I love you guys.
  Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums....
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....