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Maybe You Can't Understand This, But I Finally Found What I Need To Be Happy, And It's Not Friends, It's Things.
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"Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to be
happy, and it's not friends, it's things." -Fry
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Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?
Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
Bende...
Kirk: "I'm going down there." McCoy: "Khan could be down there.
Kirk: "He's been there. Hasn't found what he wants....
As ... the sovereign has no further need for my services this evening, she suggested I might spend some time with you.
What a charming suggestion. She...appreciates the....
Monica: Pete's breaking up with me. All: What?! Monica
I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk....
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know
the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve....
Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....