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  Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? GAWAIN
  Blue ... No yelloooooww! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
• GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
  GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
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• ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
  GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
• What is the approximate air speed of an unladen swallow ?
• Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
  What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
• ROBIN: (warily) And if you get a question wrong? ARTHUR
  You are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. ROBIN...