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BRIDGEKEEPER: What Is Your Favorite Colour? LAUNCELOT
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BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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