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• ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
  ! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...
• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
  GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
  .. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR
  It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it!...
• ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR
  Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?...
• GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
  GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...