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True life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
..crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag....
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies....
Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
-- Homer sets the new standard for family togetherness, "The Springfield File...
Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
Mother: You're right. [turns on the TV] -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home, I realized how little that helped.
.. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
[he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to be the first to enter God's good graces?...
Nothing in life is "fun for the whole family." -- Jerry Seinfeld
Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times.
Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?...