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Oh, What A Family. My Wife And Kids Stood By Me.
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Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home, I
realized how little that helped...
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
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This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife....
For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing &l
owards> me! -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by feelings of respect for me.
It wouldn't last. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle!...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...