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• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
  We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our hair down and play "Bombardment"?
  Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd...
• Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
  Marge: We've missed you so much. [they gasp at the "Gone Baptizin'" sign on Flanders' door] He's going to baptize _our_ children?...
• Marge: So what was it like at the Flanders' house? Home
  Yeah, gimme all the dirt. Lisa: Let's see. Dirt....
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
  We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
• Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"] Todd
  [gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd...