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• I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
  -- Susan, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• 69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...
• Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.
• TRS-80 Level-I BASIC could only store two string variables, A$
  and B$. Similarly, I was born with only two bug-storing-slots in my brain....
• May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes!
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
• When I see a merchant over-polite to his customers, begging them to taste a little brandy and throwing half his goods on the counter,--thinks I, that man has an axe to grind.
  -- Charles Miner (1780-1865) -- Who 'll turn Grindstone...