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I Get The Sneaking Suspicion That L.L. Bean And Eddie Bauer Are Selling Me The Same Honey.
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I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling
me the same honey.
-- Susan,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
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