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Build more prisons, but not near my house!!!!
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BANANA: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything
My precept to all who build is, that the owner should be an ornament to the house, and not the house an ornament to the owner.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)...
My movies are the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.
BURT REYNOLDS...
My house was trashed by 'Not me'
My beaver won't go near the water.
Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next door?
"But there is no house next door." "No? Then let's go build one!" -- MARX...
Expansion unit: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
Homer: I need $15,000 to buy a home. Grampa: Oh, well.
All I own is this house that I built with my own two hands....
Prisons are places people go to in a pinch.