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• One month after moving into your dream house, you will get new next-door neighbors who will display a predilection for dismantled cars, rabbit cages oversized tents and the music of Kool and the Gang.
• Listen: there's a hell of a good universe next door; let's go. -- EE Cummings (1894-1963)
• Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
• Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
• SLH paws at the front door] Marge: OK, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right?
  [the dogs run out] Hey! What'd I just say?...
• Homer: Yello? ... Yes? ... Mental hospital? ..
  . Well I don't know any Ned Flanders. Marge...
• Death is just around the next door.
• Homer: I'll build him a doghouse. [starts sketching] Marge
  Oh, I don't know... Homer: Don't worry, I just drew up a little blueprint....
• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....