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Bulldog for sale. Will eat anything. Very fond of children.
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I'm fond of children -- except for boys.
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. -- David Brenne
Authors are easy to get on with -- if you're fond of children. -- Michael Joseph, "Observe
Real men don't eat children.
Agesilaus was very fond of his children; and it is reported that once toying with them he got astride upon a reed as upon a horse, and rode about the room
and being seen by one of his friends, he desired him not to speak of it till he had children of his own....
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
Never eat anything that winks at you.
The world of children's publishing is bunny eat bunny.
Our children are not for sale. -- Dr. Crusher to Radue, "When the Bough Breaks", stardate 41509.1