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• Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am pimento loaf, leave me a message.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• If your life is just a highway, and your soul is just a car, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
  .. -- Meat Loaf...
• The secret of a good sex life is to have a good sex life .
  .. In other words, kid, don't let yer meat loaf. -- R. Crumb...
• Ho, this guy's got more bread than a prison meat loaf.
  He's rich, I tell ya. I never seen a place with a walk-in mailbox....
• As between the skulking and furtive poacher, who hunts for the sake of meat, and the honest gentleman shooter, who kills for the pleasure of sport, I find the former a higher type of humanity.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
  Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative....
• Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.