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• Hey, you folks are all right. Man, it was rough getting a ride out there.
  The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought I fell out....
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....
• Hey, Skipper, [slaps him in the back] good to meet ya.
  Hoo, where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey, I should talk....
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
• Actor: ...you can't just eat the orange and throw the peel away!
  A man's not a piece of fruit! Burns: This show was supposed to close last week!...