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Burn the buildings and hang the professors.
-- in response to a question on how to improve American education
Related:
Improve response time -- go home.
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead. -- Sinclair Lewi
When research priorities are being set for science, education, or any other area, the most important question to consider i
How many people's lives will be improved if the results are successful?...
Bush and Gorbachev decided to get themselves frozen for a hundred years to see how the current political situation resolved itself.
After the time was up they were thawed, and started to read newspapers to catch up on the situation....
How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
We come to the question presented: Does segregation of children in public schools solely on the basis of race
even though the physical facilities and other "tangible" factors may be equal, deprive the children of the minority group of equal educational opportunities?...
How many law professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....