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But, Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!
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I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
One time I was hitchhiking when a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks, I'm not going that far.
I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping dog lie.
The last time I had sex my self-winding watch stopped. -- Lenny Rush...
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....